Maybe he's headed to the Soloman Islands to do tsunami relief work, charitable soul that he is.

I bet that's it.

Or peacekeeping in Darfur.

Or building strawbale houses in Paraguay.

Or relocating the polar bears to not yet melted icebergs.

I'm just sure it's something much grander and more selfless than just sitting around being a d*ckhead.

I just know it.