There is one thing that's true, but she's not telling you: she's bored with her life, and maybe with you.
Go with the Spring wardrobe.
What would be totally out of character for you? You seem like such a nice, stable, predictable guy. Just like me. Where's the warrior? Where's the dangerous guy? Where's the guy who will surprise himself and his psychopathic wife? ;-)
You are NOT some pathetic, wily, snake-like philanderer that has your wife bewitched. You are good, decent and full of integrity. Now it's time to realize how powerful, dangerous and magnificent you are. You are a hero, a warrior, an adventuter, a knight, a samurai.
This is Theoden's song from the Lord of the Rings, come join the ranks:
Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising he rode singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended; over death, over dread, over doom lifted out of loss, out of life, unto long glory
