Plus, I'm wondering what happens if the law confiscates your house which currently has negative equity due to the terrible state of the housing market in my locale? Maybe I should plant some in my front lawn. I might come out ahead.
Ah HA! I have the same problem and was trying to figure out a way to start a fire that would look totally spontaneous but be guaranteed not to spread to the neighbors. Your approach is WAY better! Friggin' genius!!
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Hairdog, got this today-- thought it would give you a chuckle
>A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" > >Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." > >Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?
Ah HA! I have the same problem and was trying to figure out a way to start a fire that would look totally spontaneous but be guaranteed not to spread to the neighbors. Your approach is WAY better! Friggin' genius!!
Thank you, but I do try to use my powers for good not evil. The father of one of my D's best friends is a serious Democratic political activist and his wife was a shopaholic so he was left with a lot of debt when they divorced. I told him he should just transfer all his debt to Chase Manhattan and then declare bankruptcy. That way he could be debt-free and stick it to the Saudis at the same time. I think he used the phrase "Friggin' genius" also.-LOL
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