I just want an explanation of why he didn't put them in the refrigerator so as to extend their shelf-life and buy more time to GET them to the post office.

That's an easy one, *I* can tell you that.

Because if he puts 'em in the fridge then he won't see them and he'll forget about them and they'll never get sent.

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