Wow... what a rollercoaster ride! I just got here.
Hairdog, I just want to go on record: Your abs are really ripped! I worship your abs. I've never seen them and I'm sure I never will, but when I see a picture of a guy's abs or a real guy with real abs, it just reminds me of how much I worship yours. I worship at the church/synagogue of Hairdog's Abs. Truly. Every Friday night I light candles to them. And on Sunday morning, too, just to cover all bases.
But seriously, you're doing great! I agree totally with your response to Mrs. HD. Clearly you gave her something to think about. Go with your gut impulse and just be you!
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Re the Hitachi Magic Wand: I got one for a wedding present at my girls-only shower when I married my late H. My friends had the house decorated with Playgirl cutouts, including a big on in the middle of my cake. They even had a naked man on the wreath on the front door. We had our reception at the home of a gay couple, so I just passed the decorations on to them.
This massager is WAY to powerful to use for "intimate satisfaction." Hmmmm... you could break concrete with this thing. It will give you something that sort of almost approximates an O in about two minutes flat, but it's not a deep, satisfying, down-to-the-soles-of-your-feet O-- it's just way too fast and shallow. For the O that lasts over a minute, you have to take your time and use a very gentle touch-- sneak up on it... but it's worth it.
It's great for using on the bottoms of your feet when you've been standing or walking all day.
