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We were watching some crime show and one of the female cops was wearing something low cut, and also probably wearing a wonder bra, as she was showing some major cleavage.


Forget about the wonder bra. I went to Victoria's Secret this weekend and spent $51 (it hurt but I did it) and bought the Ipex. It's a miracle of textile engineering. It gives you cleavage that is elegantly assertive rather than brazenly aggressive. It's like the Mercedes of bras.

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