(sigh)

The anger stage will subside sugar. YOu know it will.

ok this is for you






LATIN MOTHERS!



The great things my Mom taught me:



My mother taught me about RELIGION -



"Ay tu pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre."







My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -



"Deja que lleguemos a la casa cońo!"







My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -



"Mal-agradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenia nada!"




My mother taught me about LOGIC -



" Como que porque? Porque Si!"



My Mother taught me about CONFUSION -



"Me cago en la Madre que te pario!" (Wait, isn't that her?)







My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-



"Si llegas con malas notas te voy a hacer comer la chancleta"




My Mother taught me about WISDOM-



"Tu crees que te lo sabes todo y no sabes ni limpiarte el culo!"


“Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you.”