<Sniffle>

3 Musketeers? Am I so much as yesterday's chopped liver?

<Sob>

Do I not even count as d'Artagnan to your musketeers?

<Wail>

My heart it..it..it pains ... like being pierced by the scorpion's sting.

<Moan>

Aaaaaaaaaaand...Scene!

Any sign of spring out there?