Hey, I think I just wrote my personal ad. I'll just change the last line to something like "Don't feel bad if you're not up for the challenge, but please step aside before my new man runs you over.".
Yup, I think I'll either go with that or steal MrsNOP's idea and simply post the lyrics to "I'm Your Man".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver