Hairdog, who's actually dusting the study at home while he checks the site, and no, I'm not wearing my French Maid's costume. (but I would)
I've already got this mental image of CeMar sitting at his computer, grumbling while trying to adjust that CB-2000 strapped on his d*ck, and now you in a French maid's costume, hairy legs and all, just like Klinger!