I know, it sounds like something he just made up, huh!!! LOL!!

And he had the HEAVY DUTY kind!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

Sparkles, you DO work in a zoo!!!

Aug '06: H moved out
July '08: H had a kid with the OW
May 12 '09: emancipation day

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller