If I ruled the world...

[Jeanette1120]

Funny story.....our ex principal used to use the bathroom like a billion times a day....diverticulitis...ugh, and bathroom is in the office.....double ugh....and he would flush I guess every time he farted So one day he came out....all sweaty....and the toilet was still flushing.......and he said "The Flushometer" is broken. Me and other sec looked at him and burst out laughing.....we laughed all day about a "Flushometer" told everyone....cuz everyone knew he flushes a billion times.......then then when we were telling my boss...he said thats what it's called

Then he used the word Fruition (sp)

Then he was mad at a kid for flactuating.....saying it's not funny...then my boss says..sometimes flactuating is funny.....

I work at a zoo......