I think as long as you both get a few matching tats you will have a pretty solid foundation for a long term R.
DoRag is best alternative to comb over. Or just shave it bald and consider which movie star or wrestling champ you want to say you molded yourself after. Facial piercings will help distract folks from staring and trying to decide whether you look more like G.GordonLiddy, JesseVentura, or Paul Shaffer.
If you end up thinking your new improved model GF is too young, I think they have some motorcycle side cars that can be detached and used as a stroller
