I have to hand my children over to his wife the Thursday before Spring Break..... so she can take them to California.
ROFLMAO!!!! Wouldn't you LOVE to have a secret camera in THAT car? A cross-country car trip with two teens who hate her guts??? OW's getting HER due!!!
Don't sweat it, Laughing. Rent the movie She-Devil with Roseanne Barr and watch it with your kids Roseanne Barr's H leaves her for wealthy childless romance-writer Meryl Streep. Roseanne burns down her own house and leaves the kids on H and OW's doorstep. While the kids gradually destroy H and OW's R, Roseanne builds a successful career for herself. You'll laugh yourself silly.