A new person won't one day with the fridge door open, drop the milk and with a strange glint in their eye, proceed to give us a warped version of our history together.
Well not for the first couple years any way, right?
But I loved the image.
RonJon- It sounds like you've made the choice to stay in and go to NJ for the next few years. It's all a win-win still, right? The extra money and title before retiring will make all that much more marketable when you're ready to move on from there.