If somebody says to me "Will you be my wife!" I read it as "I dearly wish my wife would behave in the manner you describe." or something like that. EXACTLY! That is what I wish. Well at least some of it. Not being a prolific reader as you and thinking in monkey, cow, rabbit lioness pictures might distract me from getting to the brass ring sometimes.
You know, some guys are simple. Some attention, some respect, being a good parent/spouse, some food, some playing around and of course some sex.
BTW I started my own "imagine squares" and wound up with this Geodesic dome like model. It got too complicated so I quit developing the idea and went with LFL's motto, "Get between her (BB) legs and figure it out as you go.
Oh Oh and some heavy breathing, a much better WTG. Now, all I have to do is to follow LFL and my own advice.
I don't want to be anyone's dad mentally on the forum. Creepy talking about sex with a daughter. Uncle Marty that is a free thinker, but has limited actual experience, works better for me. Uncle OG_Lou works but not dad. :eye roll: OK?
And you are so right about wanting or wishing a few of your traits to rub off on our respective individual SO. It's a common wish most people have.
Week 1: Naughty Schoolgirl and the Principal/Professor (monkey pick)