What was that? The doorbell. A package for me. Please excuse my appearance I just got out of the shower. Oops, I dropped it. Naughty pictures.How embarrassing! and now my robe just won't stay closed as I bend forward to pick them up, my eyes level with just below the belt of your cute brown uniform. Do I need to sign? I step on my robe sash as I start to stand and the whole thing just pools at my feet leaving me nekkid except for the dirty pictures which I press to my breasts in a sort of Girl on Girl collage.....
Ha!
reminds me that a long time ago, for a short time, I worked for a large parcel delivery service...wore a brown uniform, drove a brown truck. (I won't say the name of the company, but its initials are UPS). never saw anything like that. {sigh}