Two cooks and zero sex. I have to say, I don’t read/do code that well, so here goes.
Two cooks? You saying the Lou household would have 3 potential cooks? You and I would cook or BB and I would cook and you wouldn’t cook?
Who do you thinks does most of the cooking or takes care of most of the meals here? ME!
I have never been a pampered prince as in Mr. MoJo. I don’t make anything fancy and in some ways BB is pampered. She certainly can be picky.
I think I complained 4 times in 30 years about what BB made for dinner when I was working 2 jobs. She made scrambled eggs and pancakes. I ate slightly burnt or left-over food many times.
Zero sex You talking about yourself?
You are "not" talking about my current potential. Maybe in 5 or 10 years I will have less or little interest and ability.
I just better stay with wishing you well and emphasize my previous thoughts, that one good man for you is possible, if you look in the right places. I don't imagine it will be a quick or easy task.
Yeah, I'm sure BB would like that not! I am certain BB would have a conniption fit if there were ever any talk or hint of a Mrs. #2. That whole mental picture would really look like some serious cage rattling scene from a TV soap-opera.
I wanted to add, sometimes I do feel like you escaped the orphanage. To answer your question, will we feed you?????
Look in the mailbox of the vacant house up the street . I will put some bread in a plastic bag and saved some meat from the stew we have nightly. If we get chocolate chip cookies, I will take up a collection and put those in the mailbox too. We go to the library in two weeks and I will go through the donation box and pick out (steal) a book I think you will like. If Jake, the night watchman dozes off to sleep, I will see what else I can gather for you.
In the mean time, fit some cardboard to go under your clothes to keep in your body heat. Old news paper work well too.
Jenny, this is awful, all of us fantasizing for you. Yikes, an image of Dick Cheney in speedos and silvered shades just popped into my head. Thanks a heckuva lot for that NJ, that's about the last thing I wanted to envision. Yuck!
LOL. Mr.Cheney doesn't wear a speedo. Yikes! He always wears a very nice suit. He is sitting in a leather chair behind a very big polished desk. He is leaning back casually confident with his hands laced behind his head. The crisp white cuffs of his shirt contrast nicely with the rough tan skin of his large sinewy hands. Somebody knocks at the door. Who can it be? Is that Mojo undercover operative for the ACLU disguised as a bubble-headed Aide de Camp? What will happen when she spills coffee accidentally/on purpose and is caught stashing something Code Red important in her bra? Will Mr.Cheney exercise due diligence all over the hard wood desk? The leather chair? The plush red carpet? I think the blouse will be ripped but by the time he gets to the skirt he will have the situation under full control so the zipper will come down slooowly over my pinned down *ss as my throbbing cl*t is pressed against either the hard wood of the desk or his hard-on in the chair. (I can't decide whether I prefer to start on the desk or the chair. The carpet would definitely have to be last because I'll be kind of splayed and worn out by then and I will appreciate its plush comfort.)
There you have it boys. That (and a hundred million possible variations) is how you would play lion to my monkey (and all the millions of other women out there who read the pulp books with pirates on the cover-LOL)
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
[quote=MJontheMend There you have it boys. That (and a hundred million possible variations) is how you would play lion to my monkey (and all the millions of other women out there who read the pulp books with pirates on the cover-LOL) [/quote]
Thats pretty much my MO. Needs a little temperance. also I have found that if they cant take it, I dont really want to fck em, and they dont really want to be fcked, when they dont get my joke's. Works out well for both of us. Oh wait thats not what you meant....
Oooohh, be careful with that... Mojo will have us cuffing her and spanking her with one kind of whip after another!
Sorry, not a bad attempt but no cigar. But apparently you hit Journey dead on center.-LOL
So truthfully the 7 speaks about herself and the exposed 4. LMAO.
Mojo, I think of you as a cyberfriend too, but your H's behavior makes sense to me. Im happy for him, but it seems like a waste and unfortunate for both of you.
I just better stay with wishing you well and emphasize my previous thoughts, that one good man for you is possible, if you look in the right places. I don't imagine it will be a quick or easy task.
Well, bouncing stuff off you guys is really helping me clarify what I want for myself. Basically, I want to be with the guy who would accept the contract that I threw at Cobra with the understanding that my sexual "picks" would be some approximation of:
Week 1: Naughty Schoolgirl and the Principal/Professor (monkey pick)
Mojo, I think of you as a cyberfriend too, but your H's behavior makes sense to me. Im happy for him, but it seems like a waste and unfortunate for both of you.
I understand why you would be happy for my H. I am happy for him too. The thing I don't think you do understand is that you really should be happy for me too even if I end up alone in the cottage with the orchard.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
LOL- I try to help you guys out. I give and I give and this is the thanks that I get. Although, I do apologize if I have ruined your ability to view the Sunday morning political shows without nausea.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
BF-The other thought that I had was that what you and I have in common is that the man who would be the perfect lover for me would also be the perfect father for you (not to imply that I would be your perfect mother-LOL). We both doubt that he exists but you more so than me.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Okay, I found BF's post so depressing that I decided to move forward with Plan 3 which was looking for brainiacs looking for brainiacs on the internet. Do you guys think this guy would be a good match for me? He is 57 and 6'1", religion none or other and lives about 35 miles from me.
I am passionate about living, from the moment the sun rises until my dreams set in. Creative and active, open and accessable. While my business take a lot of my time, beyond that is my true self, artist, poet, dreamer, cook, gardener, and visionary. I am spontaneous, eccentric, intellectual, nurtuing, unconventional, and willing to look into the abyess. Life is both simple and complex.
I seek a women of quality, self-assured but easy going, creative and involved with a creative endevor consistantly, a women passionate and yet compassionate in both life and love. A seeker of the truth, open and accessable, willing to show her true self, wanting deep intimacy in all things, a women willing to share lifes work who seek a parnership of equals, and who can express not only intellectually how she views life but how things make her feel. Laughter and irony is important.
Last read:
I read all the time, in bits and pieces, I am currently reading: a book called Anger by Thich Nhat Hanh a buddist priest, a book by called Undaunted Courage /S Ambrose about the Lewis and Clark opening of the West, and rereading Paglia/ Sexual Person
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Oh wait thats not what you meant....