Two cooks and zero sex. I have to say, I don’t read/do code that well, so here goes.
Two cooks? You saying the Lou household would have 3 potential cooks? You and I would cook or BB and I would cook and you wouldn’t cook?
Who do you thinks does most of the cooking or takes care of most of the meals here? ME!
I have never been a pampered prince as in Mr. MoJo. I don’t make anything fancy and in some ways BB is pampered. She certainly can be picky.
I think I complained 4 times in 30 years about what BB made for dinner when I was working 2 jobs. She made scrambled eggs and pancakes. I ate slightly burnt or left-over food many times.
Zero sex You talking about yourself?
You are "not" talking about my current potential. Maybe in 5 or 10 years I will have less or little interest and ability.
I just better stay with wishing you well and emphasize my previous thoughts, that one good man for you is possible, if you look in the right places. I don't imagine it will be a quick or easy task.
Yeah, I'm sure BB would like that not! I am certain BB would have a conniption fit if there were ever any talk or hint of a Mrs. #2. That whole mental picture would really look like some serious cage rattling scene from a TV soap-opera.
I wanted to add, sometimes I do feel like you escaped the orphanage. To answer your question, will we feed you?????
Look in the mailbox of the vacant house up the street . I will put some bread in a plastic bag and saved some meat from the stew we have nightly. If we get chocolate chip cookies, I will take up a collection and put those in the mailbox too. We go to the library in two weeks and I will go through the donation box and pick out (steal) a book I think you will like. If Jake, the night watchman dozes off to sleep, I will see what else I can gather for you.
In the mean time, fit some cardboard to go under your clothes to keep in your body heat. Old news paper work well too.
