You're more the artsy-fartsy type so you might rather be tied up nekkid in an elvish woodlands setting, using vines for rope, stretched out in the grass between a few sapling as the sunlight bounces off your... ok, better quite while I'm ahead... time to go to lunch.
Hmmm...I kind of like it but it's more bunny rising towards lioness or maybe lioness falling to bunny (depends on who tied me up)not straightforward monkey for me. I'll put it in my file under "Potential Variations on Core Hiking Fantasy".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
