Thats funny about the biker bar and booze, I posted to the ether apparently about being willing to pour the juice for you till you were under the table, but I wasnt going to let you leave with any of the biker guys.
Call out to BF: I want to thank you for giving me some of the worst advice that I've ever received in my life. Trying to "bottom my H's bottom" almost killed me but it made me strong
If your talking about how I encouraged you to set boundaries, stop 'trying' so much, and show your loving detachment by standing up for yourself,
Your absolutely welcome.
Since your going to throw fruit, throw me a coconut, all these bananas got me thirsty. Thanks for reminding me no good deed goes unpunished.
I tried to say, I hope your funny bunny snuggles up in your sad monkey's lap, but I see it allready has. Try to not let your monkey run over your bunny. Funny bunny doesnt fare so well swinging from the trees. Take care of yourself Mojo.
Thats funny about the biker bar and booze, I posted to the ether apparently about being willing to pour the juice for you till you were under the table, but I wasnt going to let you leave with any of the biker guys.
LOL- Well, I've always pretty much been the "don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" girl. I was very much saddened (okay kind of amused too)to read your post about being physically assaulted by those hyena-spirit Riot Grrrls. You know that their slogan is "Do him before he does you." don't you? They're not really trying to "test" men or get them to "top their top", they are enacting a kind of personal or social revenge for the stereotypical male behavior of "f*ck and run". If you are familiar with the Liz Phair song "F*ck and Run" think of the emotion expressed in the line "even when I was 12" and respond to that and I predict you will totally disarm the "hyena". The most sexually assertive thing I ever did in a bar in my youth was just the dance floor equivalent of "eyes wide open orgasm" basically I would just allow myself to express "eyes wide open arousal", strictly hands off. I can't even imagine wanting to grab a guy's package like that it would totally short-circuit my arousal. It would be about as exciting as flipping the "on" switch on a vibrator.
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Thanks for reminding me no good deed goes unpunished. \:\/
Well, I hope you know that I was expressing appreciation with my backhanded compliment.
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Try to not let your monkey run over your bunny. Funny bunny doesnt fare so well swinging from the trees. Take care of yourself Mojo.
Don't worry about me little brother. I learned that lesson the hard way way back when you thought the only thing your penis was good for was playing light sabre games to the theme from Star Wars.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Yeah, your cow has been overworked. Put her out to pasture. I am so excited for you!
LOL- Yeah, I think I've gotten myself into some relationship difficulties over the years due to my tendency to always look for the little boy in the man. I really can't help it but if I am self-aware I can at least try to not act on it.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
As an ENTP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things rationally and logically.
With Extraverted Intuition dominating their personality, the ENTP's primary interest in life is understanding the world that they live in. They are constantly absorbing ideas and images about the situations they are presented in their lives. Using their intuition to process this information, they are usually extremely quick and accurate in their ability to size up a situation. With the exception of their ENFP cousin, the ENTP has a deeper understanding of their environment than any of the other types.
This ability to intuitively understand people and situations puts the ENTP at a distinct advantage in their lives. They generally understand things quickly and with great depth. Accordingly, they are quite flexible and adapt well to a wide range of tasks. They are good at most anything that interests them. As they grow and further develop their intuitive abilities and insights, they become very aware of possibilities, and this makes them quite resourceful when solving problems.
ENTPs are idea people. Their perceptive abilities cause them to see possibilities everywhere. They get excited and enthusiastic about their ideas, and are able to spread their enthusiasm to others. In this way, they get the support that they need to fulfill their visions.
ENTPs are less interested in developing plans of actions or making decisions than they are in generating possibilities and ideas. Following through on the implementation of an idea is usually a chore to the ENTP. For some ENTPs, this results in the habit of never finishing what they start. The ENTP who has not developed their Thinking process will have problems with jumping enthusiastically from idea to idea, without following through on their plans. The ENTP needs to take care to think through their ideas fully in order to take advantage of them.
The ENTP's auxiliary process of Introverted Thinking drives their decision making process. Although the ENTP is more interested in absorbing information than in making decisions, they are quite rational and logical in reaching conclusions. When they apply Thinking to their Intuitive perceptions, the outcome can be very powerful indeed. A well-developed ENTP is extremely visionary, inventive, and enterprising.
ENTPs are fluent conversationalists, mentally quick, and enjoy verbal sparring with others. They love to debate issues, and may even switch sides sometimes just for the love of the debate. When they express their underlying principles, however, they may feel awkward and speak abruptly and intensely.
The ENTP personality type is sometimes referred to the "Lawyer" type. The ENTP "lawyer" quickly and accurately understands a situation, and objectively and logically acts upon the situation. Their Thinking side makes their actions and decisions based on an objective list of rules or laws. If the ENTP was defending someone who had actually committed a crime, they are likely to take advantage of quirks in the law that will get their client off the hook. If they were to actually win the case, they would see their actions as completely fair and proper to the situation, because their actions were lawful. The guilt or innocence of their client would not be as relevant. If this type of reasoning goes uncompletely unchecked by the ENTP, it could result in a character that is perceived by others as unethical or even dishonest. The ENTP, who does not naturally consider the more personal or human element in decision making, should take care to notice the subjective, personal side of situations. This is a potential problem are for ENTPs. Although their logical abilities lend strength and purpose to the ENTP, they may also isolate them from their feelings and from other people.
The least developed area for the ENTP is the Sensing-Feeling arena. If the Sensing areas are neglected, the ENTP may tend to not take care of details in their life. If the Feeling part of themself is neglected, the ENTP may not value other people's input enough, or may become overly harsh and aggressive.
Under stress, the ENTP may lose their ability to generate possibilities, and become obsessed with minor details. These details may seem to be extremely important to the ENTP, but in reality are usually not important to the big picture.
In general, ENTPs are upbeat visionaries. They highly value knowledge, and spend much of their lives seeking a higher understanding. They live in the world of possibilities, and become excited about concepts, challenges and difficulties. When presented with a problem, they're good at improvising and quickly come up with a creative solution. Creative, clever, curious, and theoretical, ENTPs have a broad range of possibilities in their lives.
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Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENTP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 26 Feb 2005
"Clever" is the word that perhaps describes ENTPs best. The professor who juggles half a dozen ideas for research papers and grant proposals in his mind while giving a highly entertaining lecture on an abstruse subject is a classic example of the type. So is the stand-up comedian whose lampoons are not only funny, but incisively accurate.
ENTPs are usually verbally as well as cerebrally quick, and generally love to argue--both for its own sake, and to show off their often-impressive skills. They tend to have a perverse sense of humor as well, and enjoy playing devil's advocate. They sometimes confuse, even inadvertently hurt, those who don't understand or accept the concept of argument as a sport.
ENTPs are as innovative and ingenious at problem-solving as they are at verbal gymnastics; on occasion, however, they manage to outsmart themselves. This can take the form of getting found out at "sharp practice"--ENTPs have been known to cut corners without regard to the rules if it's expedient -- or simply in the collapse of an over-ambitious juggling act. Both at work and at home, ENTPs are very fond of "toys"--physical or intellectual, the more sophisticated the better. They tend to tire of these quickly, however, and move on to new ones.
ENTPs are basically optimists, but in spite of this (perhaps because of it?), they tend to become extremely petulant about small setbacks and inconveniences. (Major setbacks they tend to regard as challenges, and tackle with determin- ation.) ENTPs have little patience with those they consider wrongheaded or unintelligent, and show little restraint in demonstrating this. However, they do tend to be extremely genial, if not charming, when not being harassed by life in general.
In terms of their relationships with others, ENTPs are capable of bonding very closely and, initially, suddenly, with their loved ones. Some appear to be deceptively offhand with their nearest and dearest; others are so demonstrative that they succeed in shocking co-workers who've only seen their professional side. ENTPs are also good at acquiring friends who are as clever and entertaining as they are. Aside from those two areas, ENTPs tend to be oblivious of the rest of humanity, except as an audience -- good, bad, or potential.
Some Famous ENTPs: Alexander the Great Confederate General J. E. B. Stuart Sir Walter Raleigh
Fictional: Mercutio, from Romeo and Juliet Horace Rumpole, from John Mortimer's Rumpole of the Bailey series Dorothy L. Sayers's detective Lord Peter Wimsey
