Thats funny about the biker bar and booze, I posted to the ether apparently about being willing to pour the juice for you till you were under the table, but I wasnt going to let you leave with any of the biker guys.
LOL- Well, I've always pretty much been the "don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" girl. I was very much saddened (okay kind of amused too)to read your post about being physically assaulted by those hyena-spirit Riot Grrrls. You know that their slogan is "Do him before he does you." don't you? They're not really trying to "test" men or get them to "top their top", they are enacting a kind of personal or social revenge for the stereotypical male behavior of "f*ck and run". If you are familiar with the Liz Phair song "F*ck and Run" think of the emotion expressed in the line "even when I was 12" and respond to that and I predict you will totally disarm the "hyena". The most sexually assertive thing I ever did in a bar in my youth was just the dance floor equivalent of "eyes wide open orgasm" basically I would just allow myself to express "eyes wide open arousal", strictly hands off. I can't even imagine wanting to grab a guy's package like that it would totally short-circuit my arousal. It would be about as exciting as flipping the "on" switch on a vibrator.
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Thanks for reminding me no good deed goes unpunished. \:\/
Well, I hope you know that I was expressing appreciation with my backhanded compliment.
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Try to not let your monkey run over your bunny. Funny bunny doesnt fare so well swinging from the trees. Take care of yourself Mojo.
Don't worry about me little brother. I learned that lesson the hard way way back when you thought the only thing your penis was good for was playing light sabre games to the theme from Star Wars.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver