Apparently you have never seen Spike Lee's "She's Gotta Have It". I have already ordered my copy of "The Ethical Slut: The Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities". I think 9x is easily doable if I become a practitioner of polyamory/polygamy. I'll just need to keep about 4 guys on average in my he-harem, I figure. I'm thinking it will probably be a lot like adopting foster children. I've got a lot of love to give so there will always be room for one more.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver