Apparently you have never seen Spike Lee's "She's Gotta Have It". I have already ordered my copy of "The Ethical Slut: The Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities". I think 9x is easily doable if I become a practitioner of polyamory/polygamy. I'll just need to keep about 4 guys on average in my he-harem, I figure. I'm thinking it will probably be a lot like adopting foster children. I've got a lot of love to give so there will always be room for one more.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
You sound fantastic. My prediction is that the world of dating will rock your world, simply because you will not believe how wonderful men will find you. Years of living with MrWilson has done a number on your self esteem (how could it not?) but it's coming back already and it's evident from your posts on this thread.
Thanks, sis.
I'm thinking my years of HR work will come in handy. I have excellent interviewing skills. Of course, I last dated in 1987 in the pre-HIV era so I will have to retool myself a bit. I think I've got directions for how to put a condom on with your mouth in a book around here somewhere, probably under a pile of dust.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
CAC, I suppose you could rig up one of your own by taking a reciprocating saw and replacing the blade with a shaft to hold the d*ldo. Then just mount it on a “work bench” somehow and away you go! Those things can reciprocate at a pretty high speed tough, might need a limiter….
as a matter of fact, that IS one of their machines. I think that might have been their first one. they get far more sophisticated with subsequent models.
Type 4s are always such great friends for me, I just need to remember to NEVER get sexually involved with one EVER again. If a man ever asks me up to see his etchings, I will say "Did you make them yourself?" and if he says "Yes." I will RUN for the door.
LOLOL. I have the same feeling; if a guy wanted to show me his sports car, large house or big biceps, I would be outta there. I could deal with anything but type 3 narcissistic admiration.
About now Lil will chime in to remind us it's not the number that's important, it's the level of functioning.
I have already ordered my copy of "The Ethical Slut: The Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities". I think 9x is easily doable if I become a practitioner of polyamory/polygamy. I'll just need to keep about 4 guys on average in my he-harem...
Woh. slow down a little. Use your HR skills to get one guy that will do it everyday and substitute with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian. You can use the filetransfer progran "Limewire" to look at videos.
The women on the breast cancer forum that want to gain back their mojo, mostly each have a Hitachi Magic Wand Massager.
Anyway, I don't want to dampen your spirits about finding someone that wants a similar sex life as you do. I just wanted to remind you there are guys in the world like NOP that like sex everyday. They are quiet (the unselfish ones).
Holey Moley MJ! You are going to be like a kid in a candy store. Glad to see you are in good spirits. As someone who went full steam ahead into the "candy store" after several months of "Is MrLFL really gone?", I will reiterate what others have said about your moods going all over the place. You will love to date and will have amazing sex. I can tell by your persona that you are gung ho to let the sexfest begin. I'm sure several posters even had twinges of jealousy that you are making your escape. Nothing but hot sex on the horizon. Just stay realistic. Probably lots of toads to kiss before you get to that prince. But the toads can be fun too. You are on a road to adventure, to the unknown, to all sorts of exciting things. I wish you luck and have fun. I was glad to hear your kids took it so well. Clearly it was not a surprise to them. That's good. Now we will all take our place at the bar and await stories of the Single MJ saga. Feel free to make them up for added effect if your date happens to take you to Burger King and grunts, "Can you cover this babe?" No no, we want to live vicariously through you. So only tales of hot sex allowed.
Now we will all take our place at the bar and await stories of the Single MJ saga. Feel free to make them up for added effect if your date happens to take you to Burger King and grunts, "Can you cover this babe?" No no, we want to live vicariously through you. So only tales of hot sex allowed.
LOL- I do plan on taking a brief hiatus before taking the plunge. However, my first planned post-marriage outing will be excellent because my sister and I got tickets for Iggy and the Stooges.
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Yeah, Mojo, "date" anyone you want, but if it gets serious, you better bring him home to meet The Family.
Are you kidding? You guys are going to be helping me every step of the way. I will expect advise on everything from wardrobe to whether my sister's theory that it is better to plan that you will have sex on a first date because then you will sense your natural veto is a good idea.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
I just wanted to remind you there are guys in the world like NOP that like sex everyday.
Well, since I plan on having a personal ad that says "Only those willing to pat the bunny and/or spank the monkey and/or top the lioness on a daily basis need apply." I am sure there will be no difficulty eliminating the chaff, as it were. (Please note that I did not include the cow in my add since I would like to consider her as a rainy day sexuality fund only at this point.)
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
