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Lillieperl #948610 02/26/07 05:08 PM
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[quote]]Did you know she still felt that way?[/quote


Yes, anytime I let down my guard she would let slip with a comment like "pampered prince".


Would somebody please tell me why in the f*ck I stayed married for 19 years to a man who refused to f*ck to "Exile on Main Street"?


Call out to BF: I want to thank you for giving me some of the worst advice that I've ever received in my life. Trying to "bottom my H's bottom" almost killed me but it made me strong. Heavy duty resistance training. My bounce feels bouncier than ever!


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karen1 #948615 02/26/07 05:10 PM
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Don't let anything surprise you.


Thanks for the advice. I understand that all I can do is my part to keep things amicable.


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chocolateeyes #948687 02/26/07 05:59 PM
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I, for one, will have had SEX twice by then. So I should be in a pretty good mood around the bar and the cocktail weenies.


LOL- Well, let me do my own math. Nineteen years of sex less than twice a month on average when I would have preferred 3x a week at least = 2964-456=2508 f*cks I owe myself. If I plan on catching up by our 10 year reunion, I will have to have sex 4608 times by then which works out to about 9x a week. Hmmm....doable in theory.


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MJontheMend #948700 02/26/07 06:10 PM
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You might need a machine for that. \:D


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You might need a machine for that
Or some one that wants to die happy. Sorry old joke.

Cobra #948717 02/26/07 06:18 PM
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You might need a machine for that.


How about This one ... with some modifications of course ( This book might help with the modifications needed).

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sat567 #948796 02/26/07 06:49 PM
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You know, HP is going to be pissed that you did this during Lent.


HD, that was one of my first thoughts on reading Jenny's post too. But then I thought well if I had given up the BB for Lent, then I don't think I'd want to know until Easter lest I be tempted to sneak a peek at the board to see what I was missing.

Jenny, never thought of you as one for giving something up for Lent. A marriage is huge thing to give up, eh?

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I heard through the grapevine that this happened and was prepared to come here and give my condolences but it appears that you don't need it! (of course, I had to snoop around on others' threads too, see I am terrible at resolutions in general, especially those involving "just a pinch" of something I've given up--gotta go cold turkey)

You sound fantastic. My prediction is that the world of dating will rock your world, simply because you will not believe how wonderful men will find you. Years of living with MrWilson has done a number on your self esteem (how could it not?) but it's coming back already and it's evident from your posts on this thread.

I'm pulling for you sis. I think that your H will have second thoughts and make a bid to "win you back" but from the sound of you, I'm doubting his success.

Oh and hairdog is absolutely right. A cliffhanger like this while I'm going to be gone for 6 weeks. Niiiiiiiiice. I'll have no idea how this all pans out.

Take care of yourself and I'll be thinking of you.

xoxoxo

Cobra #948848 02/26/07 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cobra
You might need a machine for that. \:D


they DO make them...

there was a segment on the HBO series "Real Sex" that featured what the makers called "f-ing machines". not for the faint of heart...

cac4 #948899 02/26/07 07:37 PM
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CAC,

Yep, that’s just what I had in mind. I suppose you could rig up one of your own by taking a reciprocating saw and replacing the blade with a shaft to hold the d*ldo. Then just mount it on a “work bench” somehow and away you go! Those things can reciprocate at a pretty high speed tough, might need a limiter….


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