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I think this is all Mojo’s hidden bestiality sex coming to light. I knew there was a reason I was getting a little nervous about replying to her sexual contract terms regarding “….and it might be better if we discussed our level of comfort with some of the sexual preferences we might exchange on our "pick" nights.”


Har de har har. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. (But do it quick before the grownups catch us.)


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver