Sitting here in my office, just finished your email, and tears are running down my face at your declarations of love for your H. If he doesn't respond positively to this, he is a fool, or insane.
Having given my left nut to NJ yesterday to be in her H's shoes, all I have left is my right one to have my W write me a letter with half of the love of yours.
Hairdog, who still has both of his nuts, of course.