No. No, no and no again. Ugh. No. Do not listen to these men. No.
Okay. Here is what I want you to do, the next time Mr. HP goes babyish on you. ESPECIALLY, when he has a hand on your clit.
Ready?
Okay. Hand on clit. Baby voice.
I want HP to sit up, gently take Mr. HP's hand and say, "Okay, Mr. HP, here's what I want you to do."
You roll him over, you lay him on his back... you take his... uhm... maleness... and begin to work in HP fashion. However you choose.
And then you say to him... "Mr. HP, do you like what I am doing?" in your husky HP voice.
He'll say yes. And you will say... "Mr. HP, what if I said it like this?" And you mimic his voice. "Is that a turn on for you?"
And you continue on, waiting for his answer, in a most aggressive HP fashion.
And he will tell you "no, I don't like that." (or maybe he might, which will give you something as well).
And then you proceed to tease the hell out of him, which we have already discussed.
And then you say to him, "Mr. HP, now I want you to do the same thing to me, as I am doing to you... can you do that for me... (all breathy and turned on like)...please...???? Cuz I need you...
So, in short. You don't tell him. Please. Ewh. Would you want him telling you how to do it? No, I don't think so. You'd much rather have him show you, if Mr. HP had the balls... which he doesn't... but YOU do.
