"next time you baby talk me in bed, I am going Lorena Bobbitt on your a$$"
Now, as I recall, Ms.Bobbitt went all Lorena Bobbitt on Mr. Bobbitt's penis. Honeypot would have to have a pretty big mouth to bite off Mr. HP's a$$.
I'm just sayin'. . .
I actually like bf's idea of talking gruffly while rubbing him. Muster up your best Jake Gyllenhaal imitation and say, "I shore do like yer weiner, Ennis. I wish I knew how to quit you!"
