We'll see, won't we? She may choke when the moment comes. Maybe she'll leave, maybe she won't. Planning a second wedding will make his shit stink real bad. His true character will come out.
Not only have you been a great husband, you are going to be a better, stronger, faster, sexier, husband than ever before.
You are better than that ass-licking, pile of aardvark vomit.
But...you are going to be better than you ever were.
But..you need to come alive and be fun and mysterious. The stand-by-your-marriage guy is a little dull right now.
Remember, be the other man. She knows you love her. She knows you are there. Booorrrring!!!!
She needs to feel your absence in subtle, but oh-so-delicious ways. She needs to get blind-sided by your charm, poise and craziness.
You mentioned that GAL is tough since you have an active life.
How aboutthings that are not usual for you to try that might be fun? Something artistic/creative? Something strange? Something that you've always wanted to try?
Ballroom dancing? Salsa? Tango? Karate? Kung-Fu? Painting Icons? Painting Landscapes? Rock Climbing? Ice Climbing? Crazy-ass testosterone sport? Voice lessons? A class on theology/philosophy? A film class?
I'm going to take Karate because it's a very " wear your heart on-your-sleeve" I'm gonna crack your skull kind of sport. I'm too much of a pussy and a diplomat, so I need to have some kind of kick the mo-fo's ass sport where my heart, mind and body say, "bring it on, asshole!!!" I need to be more assertive, yet dangerously controlled.
I want to know, that if I had to, I could pull out that bastards intestines with my bare-hands. ;-)
Anger issues? Me?
Hehehehehehe
By the way, this poem is about Thedoen, the character in Lord of the Rings. It's a
