One point of clarification – do excuses absences from sex due to illness or throwing up require a note from my doctor? Regarding Viagra – I don’t need no stinkin’ Viagra! For the rest of the contract terms – ACCEPTED! and… << lip trembling, tears welling up>> I love ya baby!
I'm a reasonable woman, notes will not be needed. I will even make you chicken soup in lieu of sex on those occasions. It's funny but true that if you simply list all the straight-forward things that you want that you sense that you naturally would feel the appropriate emotion if you were with someone who gave you those things. I might not be "in love" with a man who met the terms of my contract but I would sure as hell love him.
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. thinking…. thinking… you know, you spit that list out pretty quick, have you already printed up a stack of ready to sign contracts? ….Hmmm, you haven’t given this a lot of thought, have you? Are you sure this isn’t one of those “top me being the top” sort of tests?
I think that I have given it a lot of semi-conscious thought. Kind of like when you think about a math problem on and off for awhile and suddenly the answer comes to you out of nowhere but not really nowhere. How would this be a "top me being the top" test?
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
