SO you got your excitment. Holy Moses!!!! I'm so glad you are OK.
Here's my prayer.
Dear Lord, what the hell are you doing? You are sovereign, and even this accident is for your glory and BI's good. So..we're going to trust you are at work. We're going to trust that you are saying, in your own peculiar, inscrutible way, "Watch me do someyhing wonderful in this mess." Though Christ our Lord, Amen.
Wow!
Muddle has a real good point. Have a little fun, aww heck, have a lot a fun. Maybe he needs to see your fun, thrilling, sexy crazy-ass side, rather than your desperate, psychotic, coddle-the-adulterer, crazy-ass side.
Instead of treating him with kid gloves, try putting a whoopie cushion under his seat.
