I just got a card for our Son, That was good enough for me. I think I'll write Hallmark with a card idea.

I love you, but I'm not in love with you....
I want to be with you, but I am having an affair....
I fell out of love with you, and into love with someone else...
(enough excuses, I got more)
So here it is HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, because i have to
or (not sure what would fit better)

M-31
W-25
S-1 1/2
bomb dropped 9-01-06,and repeating over and over
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be." Groucho Marx.