DISCLAIMER: Just for the record, my Valentine's Day poem was not meant to be given to my W. It was for my own perverse enjoyment! I shared it with someone, who replied "Oh my God, you aren't giving that to her are you!" So, don't try this at home, folks! Go with the Hallmark (which I didn't) and buy her some cheap candy like I'm doing. Valentine's Day is big with the kids so I figured I should honour it with something for their mom, really for them not her! Tomorrow, I'm making a heart shaped pancake breakfast...and chocolate, of course. W says "Oh I'm glad you got something for the kids because I didn't get anything". Hey, that almost sounded like I did something right!
