Okay, I have one. My Brother started sending me his funny emails instead of sending them to my cheating H. H says: "See how your are hurting me? Your brother is sending you emails instead of me?
My response is, well don't you think a brother should support a sister whose H has had an affair? He got mad. H's reaction really confused me. LOL
Another one, when H realized he would not have medical insurance that I pay for when we divorce, he said "You need to do research and find me medical insurance since I will fall off your policy." I told him he will have to manage that himself.
Or this one, H gave his stepmom an ultimatum. She needed to choose him or I. Her and I are really close and she will not take sides. Later he apologized but I felt like I was in grade school again.
I would laugh if it weren't so sad at the same time.