Me: "Why did you leave me." H: "I just get this feeling we're not quite right for each other." Me: "How?" H: "Well, you don't like buyng really expensive clothes." Me: "Ok, what else?" H: "I don't like animals much." Me: "Ok, what else?" H: "I can't think of anything else. I'm just looking for my soulmate." Me: "I don't believe in soulmates" H: "That's another reason!"
(For the record, I might like animals, but I don't have any pets and my bedroom isn't exactly covered in bunny posters. I have a fairly average female interest in animals. I also have a few fairly expensive clothes, but H likes to buy $800 suits which I consider a bit OTT.)
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself. Galileo Galilei
