Come one, come all and let's at least get a chuckle from our pain! We begin a new game: Top Ten Weirdass Things

I'll go first as I just posted this to whatsis:
Whatsis, buddy, I think I have another one to add to the top 10 list...weirdass things my freaky spouse has done:

goes on her "date/sleepover" last night, calls home around 7pm to tell me to take daughter outside to "look at the moon"...lovely harvest moon, but do you call home from a date and tell your partner to do that? WTF???????

Where is your world? How is your planet? Please ask the Queen of the Aliens if you can come home now.


I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
Stubby