words you most want to hear?

[stubborn]

Whatsis, buddy, I think I have another one to add to the top 10 list...weirdass things my freaky spouse has done:

goes on her "date/sleepover" last night, calls home around 7pm to tell me to take daughter outside to "look at the moon"...lovely harvest moon, but do you call home from a date and tell your partner to do that? WTF???????

Where is your world? How is your planet? Please ask the Queen of the Aliens if you can come home now...