Heck, it is closer to happening than you might think Hairdoggy: Your house may not be made of gold (and if it was, it probably wouldn't be structurally sound), but the increase in real estate values makes it worth at least a sizeable pile of gold, and by selling it you could convert it to gold if you so chose. You can learn to fly, and according to this, you'll become invisible in just a few short years (heck, it sounds like you are already invisible to MrsHD half the time). This book says you can control your time and tells you how. I'll leave the F'ing fairies up to you (now you got us guys wondering about you Hairy). I don't think I even want to know what you plan to do with the pumpkin.
