well as long as we're dreaming big: how about - "that fire in the back yard? I'm burning all the things she ever bought me, especially that completely inappropriate f(*^ing picture I had hanging in my bathroom where I thought you never saw it, along with the copy of her diary that I had "hidden" in the bookcase and that piece of jewelry I accused you of taking and finally found on the floor. It was the least I could do."
yeah, the VERY least... Whatsis, my spouse has a date tonight and a planned sleepover...you could say I'm bitter. (or you could say I have incredible restraint for not having gone over there and taken a baseball bat to the both of them...perspective is everything)
I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it. Stubby
