I'd like to hear " OP actually had the nerve to tell me she had needs too, it's over!" or maybe "OP had a horrific accident, she drowned in all that empathy that was oozing from her pores, I'll never be able to whine and cry about my problems ever again, I could never again endanger another human being in such a way...when does the Super Bowl start?" Is this like the Miracle Question?
