OSU...gently put dear! But he's not wrong. If you don't know how to act and you're afraid of messing someting up DON"T BE HOME!!! Get a sitter, grandma, the postman anyone and be out. Figure out where you have been: Thai cooking, Tai Chi, Tie one on, just something fun. (even if you DON"T go there) Then breeze in just as he's leaving: "Oh, hi! How are you? Did you guys have fun? Sorry I wasn't here I was at my "knitting for geniuses" class... yes, we have to dress really well and wear makeup for our class...why thank you for noticing that I look nice. I just love this class..."

GET THE PICTURE? Get out before you implode, explode, or just plain plode!!! you have time to work something out! GO!!! Right after you pull your head out...


I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
Stubby