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[MJontheMend]

Guys who like boob jobs haven't watched enough porn.


(I wink, and yet I'm serious.)

LOL. I must admit I did my part to "ruin" porn for my H by often saying "fake","fake","fake" whenever one of the ladies exposed her breasts on the occasions we watched porn together. I also pointed out the fake orgasms. Of course, I also said things like "this is really not turning me on because she looks like the not too bright girl who sat in front of me in Consumer Econ class in high school doodling pictures of baby animals rather than learning how to balance a checkbook.".

Note to Cobra: I don't think what you told your W was "wrong", I just think it was stupid. You were acting like a Type 5 scientist who thinks he lives in a world that actually works like a perfect scientific model; a world with no friction or fusion, full of perfectly differentiated people with no validation needs. Probably, your W should have replied to your comments by saying something like "Okay, you go out and fetch an extra $50,000 this year and I'll get the tummy AND boob job with the first $25,000 but I want the other $25,000 to spend on a new greenhouse for the garden in recompense for the trouble of having the surgery(or whatever she might really want-not a penis enlargement for you-lol).". Then if you replied "But, I can't make an extra $50,000 this year.", she could say "Well then I guess that you want something that you can't afford. I hope you don't expect me to validate your wounded ego feelings about the matter.".