Still alive

[Burgbud]

And, heck, I'm only dialed up to "4" or "5". Wait till I hit "11".

11? Is that for when you need that extra push over the cliff?


Yep, that's me.

Now, who's gonna buy me the t-shirt?

I discovered in 2006 that I'm high maintenance. That pisses me off to no end. You can't even imagine. I've been sure for all these years that I'm easy going. Turns out I'm high maintenance.

Believe me when I tell you...if I can admit to being high maintenance, you can admit to being paternalistic. I scoff at "paternalistic". "High maintenance" has bits of "paternalistic" in its stool.