Hairdog!- So nice to know that you didn't die in the shootout that occurred when once again MsHD called the cops on you for copping a feel.
I am not one bit surprised that you have female co-workers mashing on you. (Validation train a-comin') This is because you are in possession of two traits that women find very appealing. Women are attracted to a man who can make them laugh and more importantly, women are attracted to a man who gives off the vibe that he really likes women.
So the question is - Why does a man who truly likes and appreciates women end up disliking the two women with whom he has been most intimate? At what point did things go haywire?
From my current POV, I don't think things are all that hopeless in you situation. I think that you and MsHD are kind of like Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce married to Margaret Hoolihan. In the early episodes you can't imagine them as a couple but that changes in the later (not as funny) episodes. You chose to marry the type of woman who is least likely to appreciate your sense of humor. Someone who lives by the rules and takes life very seriously indeed. Why did you do this? How has it benefited you?
Here is my New Year's prediction for you. One way or another you will be having sex on a "regular" basis by the year 2015.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
