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Maybe he has a thing about shoes. A shoe fetish? There's a reason those naked porn stars are usually wearing heals, right?





Unfortunately, I do not believe that is the case. I firmly believe that if I had bought the shoes in an attempt to turn him it never would have worked.

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My H and I have this same discussion. Unfortunately it's about cars instead of shoes. My car suits me fine, it's reliable, PAID OFF, and no more than I need. He hates that his wife and child drive around in a 98 Ford Taurus with a small dent in the back left door and pealing paint on the bumper.





LOL- My H and I have this fight also. I drive a 1996 Mazda Protege with a large dent on its front hood .

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Maybe what he really wants is to have hot sex in a new Humvee.




Maybe. I heard this song the other day on the radio the other day and it cracked me up.

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I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac





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