Howdy neighbors - looks like I'm moving in!

[AverageJoe]

Well, I guess I already knew that because I'm doing it now. Yet another example of her calling me only when she needs something.....

A call comes in last night from WAW. D14 answers, says hello, then brings the phone to me saying W needs to talk to me. WAW askes if I can come get her. She's at Dayton airport (45 min to an hour away) and has left her keys at SIL's house. WAW had flown to Florida to visit SIL 4 days earlier. A cousin had her keys, but wouldn't be in until tomorrow.

Not at all surprisng that WAW had issues with keys. That's her "thing". A dozen or so times over the years I've had to rescue her because of keys.

As soon as she asked me I swear I had one of those "Angel vs. Devil" moments. The Devil on one shoulder whispered to me, "Screw that bitch. Tell her to go pound salt. Better yet, tell her to call one of her internet dates to come rescue her!".

After about a 10 second pause I said, "OK"

So I drive to Dayton Airport. I find her out the terminal, wearing only a light jacket. It's in the 20s outside! I get her in my car and drive her over to parking. Gave her my spare key to her car. On the drive over she askes if she can sleep at the house. Her apartment keys are also in Florida.

She had thanked me a couple times on the drive over to her car. I couldn't even muster a "You're Welcome". I think I said OK. I was still pretty pissed!

I get home...she arrives a couple minutes later. By now it's after 11 pm. She prepares to sleep on the couch in the TV room. I went to walk in to say good night, and I'm met with a scream, and her spinning her back to me because she was taking her bra off. Ya know....that's one of the most bizare things of all. I've been with her for 23 years, and for the last 6 monthes she acts as if I'm a total stranger when it comes to seeing her naked. Geez, what's up with that?

Anyway, she settles in on the couch. She had one little lap blanket over her. I asked that would be enough. She said she thought all the rest of the spare blankets were at her apartment. I went and dug out a sleep bag, opened it up, brought it to her, and covered her up. She said, "Ha, you're funny!". I answered, "No, I'm sweet!".

She's in the shower now (6 am) getting ready for work. I guess time will tell if she remembers this someday!


I doubt she has any idea how much I love her!