Get this! I came downstairs and W was teaching our youngest the Jive. Here's the convo:
Me: Hey, you're lucky. Mom wouldn't dance with me last night! W: You never asked me Me: Yes, I did. I said "do you want to dance" and you said "No" W: You didn't say "WOULD" you like to dance, that is how you ask someone to dance, so that means you never really asked me! Eldest daughter says "You two sound like us kids right now"
God, I hope that was just a fun way of W messing with my head. If not, my ship is on its way down and fast
