I think I am living a bad Jerry Springer episode..
OW (aka Snaggletoothed Rat) suggested to my kids at dinner that she, my XH, my guy, the kids and I all go to the Caribbean together this winter.
She actually told my kids she thinks it would be great if she and I could hang out at bars together while the guys babysat.
R U KIDDING ME????????????????
Then, to make matters even more bizarre. My XH left me like a ten minute long message today borderline flirting with me and using some lamo excuse to talk on the machine. And he interjects the idea of us all going away. He said he and the Rat could babysit the kdis one night on the vacation and New Guy and I can go out and visa versa.
They are out of their minds!
I didn't even think those two were still together.
Oh, yeah, they got in a wicked fight in front of the kids after the great suggestion from the Rat at dinner. Guess she had one too many.
Geez..
No, I am not pissed. New Guy is heads and tails over XH in every way shape and form and the X knows it.
I thiink it was XH's sick fantasy. I really do. Trying to play the Rat and I off each other on vacation.
Then, I was toying with the idea of actually accepting the opportunity provided X pays for us. New Guy and I can just sit on the beach with our umbrella drinks watching the Rat sniff around for scraps on the beach while XH tries to suck in newly found MLC gut he got drinking with the Rat.
