Oh my GAWD, your wife is SUCH a woman (coming from a woman herself). Her nose is bent out of joint because you are out of town, getting phone numbers... and she goes out to dinner with OM while she is staying at YOUR house, calling YOU to TELL you about it. <WHOOP GIGGLE, SLAP MY KNEE!!> Uh huh. Jesus, this woman is text book.
I would be worried if she were at her apartment, YOU were calling HER, and she told you... I'm sorry, I can't be in your life because I am going out to dinner with OM for his birthday.
<MAJOR EYE ROLL>
Good for you. I hope you have/had a SMASHING good time on the coast, I hope you collected a gazillion phone numbers, 'cuz you are one HUNKY STUDLY dude, and I hope for your sake, you got laid. Er, well, you know.
